jesuschristvevo:

“haha i fucked ur mom last night” “shut up dad”

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

slumcow:

randomonedirectionfacts:

DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME

DONT CHA

That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen

(via breast-milk-cheese)

sherlocked-on-the-phone:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT PLEASE IF THIS IS A JOKE IT’S NOT FUNNY

(Source: caseyanthonyofficial, via sidekickdisaproves)

sherlocked-on-the-phone:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT PLEASE IF THIS IS A JOKE IT’S NOT FUNNY

(Source: caseyanthonyofficial, via sidekickdisaproves)

swingsetindecember:

she doesn’t wear short skirts. and neither do i because of the dress code. she’s not cheer captain because of budget cuts and we don’t have bleachers

(via hempiternal)

manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

(via sidekickdisaproves)